1. dorothy-cotton:

ada-veen:

diacrit:

this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever read

straight people…

that’s me i’m dorothy

    dorothy-cotton:

    ada-veen:

    diacrit:

    this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever read

    straight people…

    that’s me i’m dorothy

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

    Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

  3. bonerfart:

    soaply:

    *upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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  4. huffingtonpost:

    DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

    The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

    So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

  5. fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

    fabled-foreigntongues:

    secretobama:

    cirk-urk:

    That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

    is that ryan gosling 

    thats fucking ryan gosling

  6. memewhore:

    I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

  7. dailyart-i-facts:

    20 Paintings in No Particular Order(2/20)

    Roses, Vincent van Gogh

    "It is clear…that [van Gogh] saw all blossoming plants as celebrations of birth and renewal—as full of life. That sense is underscored here by the fresh spring green of the background. The undulating ribbons of paint, applied in diagonal strokes, animate the canvas and play off the furled forms of flowers and leaves."  (x)

  8. dajo42:

    dajo42:

    harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

    teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

    [albus arrives at hogwarts]

    albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

    neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

  9. sassyabrahamlincoln:

    "what classes are you taking this semester"

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  10. 17yr:

    whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

  11. daeneryus:

    shutupaubrey:

    princesschloepea:

    life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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    #OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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