1. monobeartheater:

    thomastherankengine:

    is ink poisoning even a thing or are white moms just against body art

    you would have to drink all the ink out of 15 pens to get minor ink poisoning

  2. thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

    thetremblingofmyhand:

    fenchurchdent:

    chicklikemeblog:

    Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

    I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

    No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

  3. pandaspwnz:

    farfrompaid:

    You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

    I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

  4. unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

    unimpressedcats:

    scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

  5. famphic:

    hightopbunfreshtipnail:

    Seriously guys, please spread the word about this petition.

    SIGN THIS because:

    • cops think that Mike Brown’s life was worth less than the $3 candy bar he supposedly stole
    • one white person can cry about a cop killing their dog and get a law passed requiring officers to undergo additional training to handle dogs
    • but every 28 hours a black person is killed by police
    • and yet at least one million dissenting voices will be required to be heard by the US government

  6. tonystarks:

    escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

  7. brothers-on-a-motel-bed:

    zanetheaiden:

    can we have queer relationships that aren’t even questioned

    like its not even part of the plot and its not repeated like fifty fuckin times or made into a joke like “lol theyre really really gay”

    just these girls or guys or other happen to be in a queer relationship and its seen but not any more than a regular relationship

    normalize queer relationships

    aka In The Flesh

  8. missharpersworld:

    amroyounes:

    Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

    one of our best friends is a firefighter and my ex is one as well - mad respect for their sacrifice

    • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
    • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
    • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
    • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
    • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
    • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
  9. yoncehaunted:

    *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

  10. disarms:

    blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

  11. professional-bird:

    CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

  12. standwithpalestine:

    Palestinians celebrate a ceasefire agreement between Palestine and Israel in the streets of Gaza City (top photograph) and Ramallah by handing out sweets and releasing fireworks, Tuesday August 26th, 2014. (Mohammed Salem / Mohamad Torokman / Reuters)

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