• Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
    • Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
    • College: did I have class today
  1. beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Cinnamon Roasted Pumpkin with Yogurt and Pine Nuts…RECIPE

    beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

    Cinnamon Roasted Pumpkin with Yogurt and Pine Nuts…RECIPE

  2. wikihow:

    Happy World Vegetarian Day!

    Here are 20+ Food Ideas for you to try:

    1. Portobello Mushrooms are a Vegetarian favorite. Learn how to cook them: 3 Ways.

    2. Mushrooms in general are amazing! Prepare Shitake Mushrooms. Make Wine-Based Sauteed Mushrooms. Make Mushrooms in Beer Batter. Make Vegan Stuffed Mushrooms. Or simply learn to Cook Mushrooms in over 10+ Ways!

    3. 10+ Ways to Prepare Tofu. Here’s also step-by-step guide for Grilling Tofu. And a recipe for Soy Patties.

    4. This Tofu Ginger Spread is easy and great for many occasions!

    5. DIY Tofurkey (Tofu Not Turkey)! Try it with this Vegan Gravy or Mushroom Gravy.

    6. There’s also DIY Vegan Pepperoni.

    7. Or Tempeh Bacon.

    8. Everyone’s had a Black Bean Burger (here’s a second recipe). Try this Vegan Red Bean Burger! Or a Chickpea Burger.

    9. Add Vegetarian Chili to your burger, or have it as a standalone dish!

    10. Vegan Chicken Salad.

    11. Make Quinoa Zucchini Boats!

    12. Fry it up: Vegan Fish and Chips.

    13. This Creamy Avocado Pasta is savory enough on its own - you’ll forget meat altogether!

    14. Make Vegetarian Risotto.

    15. Make Vegetarian Eggplant Lasagna.

    16. Cook Vegetable Curry.

    17. 5 Ways: Eat Edamame. Here’s an additional Edamame Fried Rice Recipe!

    18. Make Chili Lime Chickpeas for a satiating snack.

    19. This classic is a must: Make Hummus. While you’re at it, you can also make your own DIY Pita Chips.

    20. Did you know Guacamole doesn’t have meat? Here’s another recipe.

  3. vegan-yums:

Pumpkin hot chocolate with maple coconut whipped cream / Recipe

    vegan-yums:

    Pumpkin hot chocolate with maple coconut whipped cream / Recipe

  4. gbfrankie:

    Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

  5. dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

    dandraco:

    hollyoakhill:

    do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

    All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.

    The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.

    And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
    (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)

    At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

    This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

    This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.

    And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."

    And then there is this:

    Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.

    And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.

    And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

    TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

  6. lady-eve:

    I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
    Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
    But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

  7. thryse:

    wangjarim:

    sardonicsolitude:

    hardcorehousewife:

    well dollskill was just taken off my list of all time favorite stores….

    ”Yeah, we’re edgy! Not like the rest of society that totally respect native Americans and their symbols”

    spread this bullshit

    I… what the fuck is that response email. what?

  8. genjigirl:

    Best scene ever

  9. cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

    cassbuttstiel:

    An accurate representation of tumblr right now

  10. thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

    thecityhorse:

    adriofthedead:

    swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

    chekhovs:

    The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

    It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

    Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

    Go to the website HERE.

    It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

    there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

    just click it once and you’re done

    if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

  11. unamusedsloth:

    Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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